How to Impress Your Date...

... By using pickup lines of course!! The cheesier, the better.

-Let's plant a garden so I can put your two-lips next to mine.
-Did you fart, cause you blew me away!
-Is your name Gillette , because you're the best a man can get.
-Is your name Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see.
-Let's rearrange the alphebet so we can put U and I together.
-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
-If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
-Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
-Can I have your phone number, cause I seem to have lost mine.
-Did you come out of the woods, cause you're looking foxy.
-Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again.
-Is your dad a baker, cause he'd have to be to make buns like that.
-Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is December 14, 2009, at 1:41 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

And there's always the shoulder techniques:
-If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder? or this shoulder.
-This past weekend I went fishing and first I caught a fish this big (measure about 6 inches), then I caught a fish this big (measure about 2 feet), and then I caught a fish this big (measure about 3 feet and put your arm around their shoulder)
-You've got a little dust on your shoulder (brush it off and leave your hand there).
-(classy yawn)

and many, many more!!