Driving a car is a very simple thing to do and anyone who can see over the dashboard can do it.
First, you'll want to get into the car by opening the door, sitting in the seat, and then closong the door behind you. Then you'll have to put on your seatbelt so you don't kill yourself. This is very important, because death is the #1 killer in the world. Next, scrunch your seat forward so that you have absolutely no leg room and can reach the peddles without straitening you legs. Then, check your mirrors to make sure you look good. Everyone knows that you have to look good to drive good. After that, put the keys in the ignition. This will start making the car go. (As a side note, having your gas filled up makes your car go too.) Finally, gently slam your (hopefully) manicured foot on the go pedal and *vroom!!* your off!
*WARNING* Your windshield wippers may cause injury...
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