Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
How To Make A Car Go (sort of)
Driving a car is a very simple thing to do and anyone who can see over the dashboard can do it.
First, you'll want to get into the car by opening the door, sitting in the seat, and then closong the door behind you. Then you'll have to put on your seatbelt so you don't kill yourself. This is very important, because death is the #1 killer in the world. Next, scrunch your seat forward so that you have absolutely no leg room and can reach the peddles without straitening you legs. Then, check your mirrors to make sure you look good. Everyone knows that you have to look good to drive good. After that, put the keys in the ignition. This will start making the car go. (As a side note, having your gas filled up makes your car go too.) Finally, gently slam your (hopefully) manicured foot on the go pedal and *vroom!!* your off!
*WARNING* Your windshield wippers may cause injury...
First, you'll want to get into the car by opening the door, sitting in the seat, and then closong the door behind you. Then you'll have to put on your seatbelt so you don't kill yourself. This is very important, because death is the #1 killer in the world. Next, scrunch your seat forward so that you have absolutely no leg room and can reach the peddles without straitening you legs. Then, check your mirrors to make sure you look good. Everyone knows that you have to look good to drive good. After that, put the keys in the ignition. This will start making the car go. (As a side note, having your gas filled up makes your car go too.) Finally, gently slam your (hopefully) manicured foot on the go pedal and *vroom!!* your off!
*WARNING* Your windshield wippers may cause injury...
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Hello World!
Well this is my first blog post! I'm not exactly sure what to write about, so until I do, it'll just be my random thoughts and opinions. Stay tuned!
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